26 weeks and 3 days

How far along: 26 week and 3 days todayyyyy

Maternity Clothes: I don't know what else to put in here besides YEAH, I love maternity clothes.  Going back to normal clothes when I have this baby will be difficult.  I may wear my cord stretchy waist pants forever.  

Stretch Marks: I have some on my belly.  I think 4 to be exact.  I noticed the first about 2 weeks ago, it was teeny tiny then but NOW it is not teeny tiny.  I have one right across my old hole where my belly button piercing was.  I will take pictures. You will not enjoy that.

Sleep: Getting adjusted to the hip pain.  It is not getting better or worse at this point and I've realized that there is nothing I can do about it so it is what it is.  It interrupts my sleep, thus making sleep more of a chore than I'd like it to be.  I used to sleep SO WELL.  I'll never sleep in again. 

Best Moment this Week:  The INCREDIBLE amount of tossing and turning she is doing.  There have been a few times where I have actually yellped in pain.  Pain isn't the right word. Uncomfort I think is that I'm looking for.

Worst Moment: My mood swings.  It is like I have PMS 24 hours a day/7 days a week. Bitch, bitch, bitch... I know but I am being a bitch, bitch, bitch.  Suck it.

Movement: I think someone slipped her some crack or something. She is rolling and punching and kicking (I don't know what she is doing actually because I don't know which part of her is which)  Crack head baby.  That is a joke... don't email me.

Food Cravings: I think cravings are bullshit.  It is a bad excuse to eat whatever you want.  Which I do anyway without it being a "I need to have it this moment" moment. Oh, and snow cones. 

Labor Signs: Nope. Nada. Nilch. BH contractions maybe? I don't know. There is tightening sometimes, but not painful.  Whatever.

Belly Button: Welp, my belly button lasted until May 1st so I lost the bet.  It hurts a bit though. It is close to popping.  

TMI WARNING!

What I Miss: Sex!  Thanks yeasty (my yeast infection that won't go away) and back vag (my bacterial vaginosis that FINALLY went away).  Oh, and pooping normally. Miss that too.  TMI OVER

What I'm Looking Forward to this Week: A few things: 

1. Mike got a promotion at work (YAHHOOOOO) so he starts his new schedule this week.  His hours are funky but it means a bit more cash in bank account de Dee, so we're happy about that.  

2.Touring a daycare on Wednesday.  I think it will be the one.  They have part time days.

3. This is my last week working 5 days a week... next week I go to four 10 hour days a week.  I won't have to be back to working 5 days a week until I'm off from maternity leave.  Oh happy days!!

Weekly Wisdom: This coming from a self professed egg head... watch out for corners and stuff on desks and ledges.  I knock stuff over with my belly all the time.

Size of baby: A yucky eggplant.  Not that my baby is yucky but eggplants are.