Let me talk to you about belly buttons. I've kept a very close eye on mine throughout my pregnancy. I had the top part and bottom part of it pierced but took them out YEARS ago and am now left with four very beautiful (sarcasm) little holes around my belly button. It even hurts sometimes. My "turkey timer" as some call it is now thinned and stretched to the max. It is weird looking. There is even a stretch mark over the top part of it, it was one of my first... we have a bond going on, that stretch mark and me. I'm now not so sure that my belly button will ever pop out but if it does I am totally covered with The Popper Stoppers.
Um, no. I joke. Their whole function on earth is to hide your belly button once it pops out. Here it comes: Are you kidding me? WHO IN THE WORLD CARES that your cute little belly button popped out. Isn't it exciting to you that it is a sign that the baby is almost done cooking in your oven? Are you embarrassed of your belly button? Really? You are THAT person right now if you are.
Stupidest. Product. Ever.
1 comment:
Agreed. Worst product idea ever. I think the popped prego belly buttons are super cute!
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