Things I can't wait to do when the baby comes out

1. Drink a beer

2. Go in a hot tub

3. Get a real massage

4. Sleep on my stomach

5. Eat sushi

6. Have more than a small glass of red wine

7. Play softball

8. Wear normal clothes with no elastic in them

9. Sleep through the night without having to get up and pee at least 4 times a night

10. Get my psycho emotions back in check

11. Put my rings back on

12. Shave

13. Walk normally